The cashew raisin granola bars from New Morning Farms are awesome – granola, peanut butter, coconut, honey, etc. As is their bagged granola – so tender.
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“Taking a few classes at L’Academie de Cuisine” doesn’t seem so far off from, “I watch a LOT of Food Network.” Watching a lot of Food Network (depending on the show) may be far more effective.
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I am not a robot, but a ghost.
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There’s nothing like a bartender who wants to get you so drunk you go over to your ex’s and pee all over his stuff.
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I hate platitudes.
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Inauguration-related press releases — DO NOT WANT!
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I’m not sure how I feel about coconut milk-cultured yogurt.
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If you hand me a bottle of Bell’s Two-Hearted Ale it is only appropriate that I be handed a cup or glass. Just saying.
It is also to your benefit to run out and get a sixer of Bell’s Third Coast Ale, drink one and put the rest at 40 degrees to age for a few years. Trust me.
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In a moment of pure snobbery, I HATE watching someone give their maki a soy sauce bath. Those people don’t like sushi, just sodium and sugar.
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“Maybe I’m too young to keep good love from going wrong.” “Kiss me, please kiss me, baby, out of desire, and not consolation.” “She’s a tear that hang inside my soul forever.” Oh Jeff Buckley, why did you have to wade out into that river?
