1. Flooding in the house
2. No AC in the house for two months, June and July
3. Fire in the apartment I was supposed to move into rendering it inhabitable
4. Heinous mosquito bites
5. Heinous rash (UGLY!)
6. House break-in
What’s next? My first-born child… but I don’t have one. What people am I supposed to let go? I don’t have any Jewish slaves.
